The “B.S.” Core Requirements
Every student, regardless of their major, must complete the following foundation courses:
- Techniques in Goalpost Shifting: Mastering the art of changing the requirements for proof the moment a skeptic provides an answer.
- The Ethics of Never Apologizing: A deep dive into the philosophy that admitting a mistake is a sign of spiritual weakness.
- Advanced Accusation Mirroring: Learning how to effectively reflect a skeptic’s questions back at them so the student never has to carry the burden of proof.
Department of Logic Avoidance: Major Programs
Presuppositional Studies: This major focuses on the strategy of circular reasoning. Students learn to claim that the very tools of logic and reason belong exclusively to their own worldview, effectively ending any debate before it begins. It’s about creating an impenetrable bubble of “certainty.”
Deterministic Sovereignty (The Calvinist Track): This program explores the idea that every human thought and action is pre-scripted by a higher power. It trains students to argue that even though people feel they are making choices, they are actually just following a fixed script. This creates a state of Willusion, where the sense of agency is merely a surface-level trick.
Theology of Ecstasy (The Pentecostal Track): Here, the focus is on prioritizing emotional experiences and “supernatural” encounters over physical evidence. Students are taught that if an experience feels profound, it is automatically true, regardless of what the material world shows.