Faculty Profile: Professor Nojoh Perpi
Title: Dean of the Pre-Written Path
The Biography of the Scripted: Professor Perpi doesn’t believe in “to-do” lists, because he knows the list was done before he was born. He teaches that your life isn’t a journey; it’s a movie screening, and you’re just the guy sitting in the dark watching yourself act.
He is famous for his “Tail-Wagging in the Dark” seminar, where he explains that even if the script calls for a tragedy, you should find “divine joy” in it, because at least you’re being used as a prop for a high-budget production. To Nojoh, the ultimate Willusion is thinking you could have worn a different tie this morning.
The “Good Boy” Clause: “If the Master throws the ball into a lake of fire, I will swim for it with a smile, for it is not my place to wonder why I am wet, only to marvel at the Master’s throwing arm.”