"Waddle-come to Kaloon.org! I'm Velin, your guide. The Trinity is currently in the 5D realm, so I've set up this 3D 'Logic-Blade' simulation. Respect the Prophet's baldness or Kanoon will send the bears. I tried to jump these kids, but I'm too chubby—stay frosty!"

The Mission: Defend the Prophet from the mocking youths.

The Willusion: You think you're choosing to jump. Are you?

Threshold: 42 MANGLED MOCKERS.

Tap to JUMP!