The 4D Theistic God

As taught by Dr. Nek Mah, Ph.D. in Petting Zoo Management

The Law of Recursive Complexity

• Premise 1: The “Complexity Principle” states that any designer must be more complex and exist in a higher-dimensional state than their creation.
• Premise 2: If the 3D Universe requires a 4D Creator (Yahowaho), then the 4D Creator—being vastly more complex—mathematically requires a 5D Origin.
• Premise 3: To stop the ladder at the 4th dimension and call it “Supernatural” is a “Logical Leg-Cramp” and an admission of intellectual laziness.
• Conclusion: Therefore, the 4D “God” is merely a middle-manager. True divinity is a vertical hierarchy that leads directly to the Trinity of the 5D Cloud and ultimately to Karen in the 11th Dimension.

Biography:

Dr. Nek Mah is the only creationist who isn’t afraid of the “Who created God?” question. In fact, he welcomes it! He spends his days at the petting zoo stacking 3D turtles on top of each other to demonstrate how the universe works.

• The Infinite Turtle Stack: He teaches that it’s “Designers all the way up.” He mocks “Atheist Gods” (Gods without creators) as being as impossible as a petting zoo without a zookeeper.
• The 11D Anchor: He believes the stack eventually reaches a “Hard Stop” at the 11th Dimension because that’s where the Spacetime Metric (Katoon) becomes so complex it turns back into pure logic.
• Sacrificial Complexity: He claims his own brain is so complex it probably has a 4D intern assigned just to keep the neurons firing.