HELLO, I AM VELIN,
“Come unto me, all ye who are weary and heavy-laden with dogma, and I will give you… a reality check. My logic is easy, and my penguin-suit is light (though my belly is not).”
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The Creation of the Butler
“After the 4D gods were successfully contained, Karoon noticed an excess of ‘Divine Weight’ left over from the 3D-avatar known as Jesus. Using her logic-blade, she carved away the redundant dogma and the ‘fat of the sacrifice.’ From this discarded substance, she forged Velin. He is the only being made of holy leftovers, which explains why he is so chubby and why he finds the concept of ‘salvation’ delicious—especially when served with sardines.”