Catholics light candles at the clinic gate, Confess in whispers, then exit late. Mormons sip lattes, guilt in disguise — “Just here for Wi‑Fi,” avoiding the eyes. Witnesses dodge balloons in June — “Pagan,” they claim… but they hum the tune.

[Chorus B — Living Double Lives]

Living double lives… Holy on Sunday, blurry by Friday night. Living double lives… Saints in daylight, sinners in neon light. Living double lives… Preachin’ with fire, then chillin’ with ice. Living double lives… One foot in heaven, one rollin’ dice.

[Verse 3]

Adventists brunch on Sabbath morn, “Jesus fasted — but I’m wine‑reborn.” Lutherans peek in booths unsure, “Nailed the door shut… but gossip’s pure.” Methodists gamble youth‑group funds, “Holy rollers” makin’ puns.

[Bridge]

All in one room — theological stew. Orthodox tatted, Quakers shout too. Prosperity preachers pawn Rolex for rent — “God’s testin’ my faith… or my credit percent.” They glance, they squint, they look away — Unrecognizable… ’til Sunday.

[Outro — Living Triple Lives]

Living triple lives… Pentecostal in church, at the store, then online. Living triple lives… Mormon in choir, at Starbucks, swipin’ on Grindr divine. Living triple lives… Catholic at mass, at the parlor, in the comment line. Living triple lives… Unrecognizable… living double lives… living triple lives… lives…